By-Product of Free Periods In School

As the title suggests, here is what Jen & I came up with when we had free periods together in Form 2.

Jen & Hermy's Interpretation of This Old Man...

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack with my gun,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man killed Rolling Stones.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on Bluetooh,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
Give a dog a shoe,
This old man has social issues.

This lil' brat, he played three,
He played knick-knack on a tree,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
Throw a dog a stone,
This lil' brat got broken bones.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack with a whore (CENSOR!)
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
Give a dog a TV,
This old man got HIV.

This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack with a hive,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
Send the dog afar,
This old man was in ER.

This good guy, he played six,
He played knick-knack with my fix,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
Thid dog just came back home,
This good guy got overdose.

This addict, he played seven,
He played knick-knack in a cavern,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
Sell the dog for dope,
This addict have no more hope.

This hot guy, he played eight,
He played knick-knack in my bed,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
I bought the dog back home,
This hot guy never went home.

This hot guy, he played nine,
He played knick-knack with a mine,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
Send the dog for psych,
This hot guy has lost his life.

This cool guy, he played ten,
He played knick-knack in a band,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
The dog wants his single,
This cool guy like to mingle.

This goody guy, he played eleven,
He played knick-knack before seven,
And a knick-knack, paddy-wack,
This dog is not that nice!
This goody guy is timid like mice.


Haha, be afraid, VERY afraid, because this was ONLY the beginning.
Oh yes, oh yes, there's MORE. MUAHAHAHAHHAHA :P