Free Periods with Jen & Hermy

More! of Free Periods with Jen & Hermy
- exclusively the 12 Days of Christmas

We made 3 versions, all three of the same storyline, but of different points of view, or phrased. The last one is like the glue; makes the connection between 1 and 2 clearer. Enjoy! :D
*In preparation of Christmas in December! :P*

Jen's & Hermy's 12 Days of Christmas ( I )
(sort of, pessimistic, or sadistic, I'd say. And a little vulgar with the 'bastard' word. Sort of like the 12 days of Christmas that most independent single women would face, or at least in the movies as I can see)

On the first day of Christmas
That bastard gave to me
An empty seat beside me.

On the second day of Christmas
That bastard gave to me
Two lousy lies,
and an empty seat beside me.

On the third day of Christmas
That bastard gave to me
Three broken hearts,
two lousy lies,
and an empty seat beside me.

On the fourth day of Christmas
That bastard gave to me
Four misdemenours,
three broken hearts,
two lousy lies,
and an empty seat beside me.

On the fifth day of Christmas
That bastard gave to me
Five broken nails...
four misdemenours,
three broken hearts,
two lousy lies,
and an empty seat beside me.

On the sixth day of Christmas
That bastard gave to me
Six mismatched earrings,
five broken nails...
four misdemenours,
three broken hearts,
two lousy lies,
and an empty seat beside me.

On the seventh day of Christmas
That bastard gave to me
Seven jealous lovers,
six mismatched earrings,
five broken nails...
four misdemenours,
three broken hearts,
two lousy lies,
and an empty seat beside me.

On the eighth day of Christmas
That bastard gave to me
Seven jealous lovers,
six mismatched earrings,
five broken nails...
four misdemenours,
three broken hearts,
two lousy lies,
and an empty seat beside me.


( II )

On the first day of Christmas
I gave that bastard this
A box full of live cockroaches.

On the second day of Christmas
I gave that bastard this
Two bruised egos,
and a box full of live cockroaches.

On the third day of Christmas
I gave that bastard this
Three threat'ning letters,
two bruised egos,
and a box full of live cockroaches.

On the fourth day of Christmas
I gave that bastard this
Four missed bail hearings,
three threat'ning letters,
two bruised egos,
and a box full of live cockroaches.

On the fifth day of Christmas
I gave that bastard this
Five p~u~n~c~h~e~s~...
four missed bail hearings,
three threat'ning letters
two bruised egos,
and a box full of live cockroaches.

On the sixth day of Christmas
I gave that bastard this
Six confrontations,
five p~u~n~c~h~e~s~...
four missed bail hearings,
three threat'ning letters,
two bruised egos,
and a box full of live cockroaches.

On the seventh day of Christmas
I gave that bastard this,
Seven screeching babies,
six confrontations,
five p~u~n~c~h~e~s~...
four missed bail hearings,
three threat'ning letters,
two bruised egos,
and a box full of live cockroaches.


( III )

On the first day of Christmas
That bastard stood me up
So I gave him a box of 'roaches.

On the second day of Christmas
That bastard lied to me
So I told him that I didn't care.

On the third day of Christmas
That bastard broke three hearts
So I said I would tell the tabloids.

On the fourth day of Christmas
That bastard got arrested
So I "accidentally" missed the hearing.

On the fifth day of Christmas
That bastard scolded me
So I gave him five punches in the ribs.

On the sixth day of Christmas
That bastard returned me unknown earrings
So I confronted him about it.

Haha, we seem to be steadily decreasing in the number of days from the first to the last version of the 12 Days of Christmas.